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1. Should I get a dog....?

OR...



2. Should I have children?

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER

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A spin-off of the Busted's blog, so as to keep them separate

Rckcrwlr, here ya go buddy my prior diatribes.... told ya when things start to creep out of the corners of my mind its interesting....



This lil gem is circa '06:

"Shit rolls down hill so always avoid being on the downhill side of things or you will end up feeling like a piece of Charmann Ultra....Shit on, tossed away, and circling down a dark and scary hole to ...

As most of ya'll know I am headed down south... waay south for a week of working in sunny Peru.

Given the pics I have seen from my boss' trip they keep llamas on plant site to mow the grass, and have some... umm.. "interesting" fountains on display. Looks like we are going in a similar political environment as he did, so it'll be interesting to see if we get the armed escort on and off site as he did.

Now flying is interesting, as connections tend to make little to no ...

Well...seems I have yet another spot in the internets to place my thoughts.

Not one to type out a lot of stuff, but I do do it from time to time as when I do use it, they tend to be interesting....