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    Why boys need parents...

    This is for those mother's of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that
    have grown older. And anyone else who needs alaugh.

    Why boys need parents...
    And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


    1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
    house 4 inches deep.

    2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
    roller blades, they can ignite.

    3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
    restaurant.

    4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
    strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
    Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,
    to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

    5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
    When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
    few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
    long way.

    6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
    hit by a ceiling fan.

    7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's
    already too late.

    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
    though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a
    4-year old Boy.

    11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
    sentence.

    12.) Super glue is forever.

    13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool,you still
    can't walk on water.

    14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV
    commercials show they do.

    16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

    19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do
    not like ovens.

    20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
    time.

    21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
    dizzy.

    22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,
    with or without kids.

    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
    fluid.

  • #2
    Re: Why boys need parents...

    EDIT #1: DO NOT mix the brake fluid and clorox in a styrofoam cup, it may ignite.

    EDIT #2: Will not work with DOT4 brake fluid.

    EDIT #3: Ask me how I know

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    • #3
      Re: Why boys need parents...

      LMAO.. read this out loud to my mom, and my wifey.. we ALL gota good laugh from it , um yeh, inkluding my 3yr old SON.. LOL

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      • #4
        Re: Why boys need parents...

        Originally posted by stesul411
        EDIT #1: DO NOT mix the brake fluid and clorox in a styrofoam cup, it may ignite.

        EDIT #2: Will not work with DOT4 brake fluid.

        EDIT #3: Ask me how I know
        And to think I was afraid already

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